The Dinghy

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Monday, May 03, 2004
 
Glory, glory, glory, and all the threads come loose.

Yes, the days of milk and plenty have returned, and LO!, the days of milk and plenty run lengthwise down the great and grandiose wide, metal, aluminum and/or steel-made-stainless spoon of our making in white-blue running rivulets.

In this place, the Microregion of my birth, the Microregion of my dementia, and most probably the Microregion of my demise, I have found much to revile, much to defile, much to love, and much to sing the song of.

Vin Diesel speaks to me in the baritone tones of the tone-deaf priest, praising the razing of great institutions and encouraging the disparaging of internet weblog sites of the most egregious sort. The man, Vin Diesel, now loaded down with invaluable valuables, gawdy gold chains, terrible triceps and great shameful maiming tattoos, greets the Internet and its despicable denizens with anger, with loathing, and, most awfully, with a great, holy fistful of green, angry dollars, eager to smash and to be smashed. And he encourages much the same from me, his Ultimate Progenitor.

But I digress.

I have spent several years now (years past and years future, both) ruminating on the chambers of commerce, politik and art upon which this great Monotonous Society is based.

Only these words, after rumination grand, small, and near-at-hand, can I impart:

!) Consider yourself, your progenitors, your loves, your lives, your Microregions, and your obscure obsessions. These are the key values driving your decisions, your philosophy, and your daily garden-market purchases.

@) Know your symbols, their meaning, their quasi-meaning, and their (what I like to term) obfuscascience.

#) Love what is monotonous. Love what is interminable. Prey upon the weak. Weep when you pray. Die when you are killed. Kill when the feeling comes over you. And take two tablets every four hours until you become too nauseous to stand up.

$) Signifiers? They are worthless. It is only in silence that true perspective is revealed.

%) Go now, and never come back.

Thank you.

I am,

Mark G. Yudof.




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