The Dinghy

The Dinghy

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Thursday, June 26, 2003
 
Today, upon awakening, I stumbled to the kitchen, flipped on the light, and found that (to my despair!) my gandules had swollen to near-mutant proportions.

I have called the hated Hegemon and told him that I will be unable to report for my regular shift at the Bureau of Reports and Records due to a "personal situation of dire importance."

I am applying ice as we speak, and hold out hope that my gandules will return to normal size within the day.

GO, AND NEVER COME BACK.

That is all.

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